No matter you like this joke or not, please don’t forget to give a big “laughter” and applause to the joke tellers for the sweet encouragement! 
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A foreigner was lining up to buy a movie ticket. The clerk could not
speak English. So, she asked a junior high school student to tell him.
「現在只剩站票，看他要不要買。」
The student said, “No seat, you see no see? If see, stand see.”
The foreigner replied with confusion, “I don’t understand your
English.”
The student told the clerk, “He said he doesn’t understand English!”
